Kalenbulle
Kalenbulle
To know the meme behind the design, scroll to the joke part below
Swedish kanelbulle (cinnamon bun) is a beloved pastry, often enjoyed with a cup of coffee during fika, the Swedish tradition of a coffee break. Made from soft, sweet dough flavored with cinnamon and sugar, it’s rolled, twisted, and baked to golden perfection. This iconic treat is known for its warm, comforting aroma and is a staple in Swedish bakeries and homes alike. It’s a simple yet irresistible indulgence, celebrated for its cozy charm and rich flavor.
Swedes are known for their inclusivity and progressive mindset, creating a culture where kindness, equality, and respect are central values. Softness, in this context, reflects emotional openness and empathy, and in Sweden, these qualities are encouraged in everyone, regardless of gender. The society champions gender equality, with both men and women participating equally in family life, work, and social matters. This balanced approach fosters a climate where people feel comfortable expressing themselves authentically and are accepted for who they are, contributing to Sweden’s reputation as one of the most gender-neutral countries in the world.
Swedish Vikings were known for their rugged toughness, both in appearance and character. With their (thick), muscular builds, they were the epitome of strength, shaped by harsh climates and constant battles. Their appearance often featured long, braided hair and beards, adding to their fearsome reputation. These warriors were not just skilled seafarers and traders—they were tough, battle-hardened men and women, capable of enduring extreme conditions and overcoming fierce enemies, leaving behind a legacy of resilience and power.
Strv 122B+
The Strv 122B ("+") is a test material with improved armor on existing Strv 122 units. The Strv 122B("+") was suppose to be produced between 2010-2011 as a new modernized program for the Strv 122. The design behind the Strv 122B("+") was to provide better protection against explosive and armament threats for the crew in urban combats. Unfortunately, the ("+") variants or kits were never successful for their community to be put in the modernization of the Strv 122s.
Brief Strv 122B+ stats
- Has a huge ton of thick composite layers on its inside, of NERA (Non-Explosive Reactive Armor)
- PTWR (Power-to-weight ratio) 23 hp/t, max speed of 68 km/h forwards, and 31 km/h reverse, 1,500 hp (Horse Power)
- Weights 65.3t
- Gen Z Alpha (opps, sorry I mean) Gen 1 thermals, NV (Night Vision) for the optics, 12x zoom for the gunner, and 8x zoom for the commander
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Main gun is a 2PS (Two-Plane Stabilized) 120 mm kan Strv 122, that has the ability of penetrating over 540 mm of armor at 2km range, using the
slpprj m/95 APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot)
- Has a top mounted and a coaxial machine guns 7.62 mm ksp 94, which has a fire rate of 1200 shots/min
The joke
The ("+") kit or variant is an addition to the already existing beings, yet it failed to fit as a modern part into the original.
There was once a girl named fem, she was soft and sugary, she was going to have a fika during the working hours, until she met bulle, bulle was a twisted boy, who liked to play with her emotions. (Based on a true Vikings' story).