No depression only -5% my friend

To know the meme behind the design, scroll to the joke part below

Depression is a serious mental health condition that affects how people feel, think, and act. It causes persistent sadness, loss of interest, changes in appetite, and difficulty concentrating. It can stem from factors like stress, genetics, or life events. Treatment usually involves therapy, medication, and lifestyle changes. Early support is crucial for recovery.

Vodka is a clear, distilled alcoholic beverage, traditionally made from grain, potatoes, or sometimes fruits. Originating in Eastern Europe, particularly Russia and Poland, vodka is known for its neutral flavor, making it a versatile base for cocktails. It is typically distilled multiple times to achieve purity and smoothness. Vodka is often consumed neat or in mixed drinks and is deeply embedded in the social cultures of its regions, where it’s often associated with toasts and celebrations. Its global popularity has made it one of the most consumed spirits worldwide.

Adidas is a global sportswear brand founded in 1949 by Adolf Dassler in Germany. Known for its iconic three-stripe logo, Adidas produces athletic footwear, apparel, and accessories. The three-stripe design, originally created to provide stability to shoes, has become a signature of the brand and symbolizes performance and quality. Adidas is recognized for blending innovation with style, making its products popular not only in sports but also in street fashion. It’s a major sponsor of sports teams and events, with its products worn by athletes and celebrities worldwide.

Russian bears are a national symbol of strength and resilience, deeply rooted in Russian culture and folklore. They represent the country’s rugged spirit and are often seen in military insignias and emblems. In popular culture, people joke about having bears as pets or companions in the wild, with playful depictions of them doing human activities like riding bikes or drinking vodka. While revered, bears are also seen as a symbol of Russia’s untamed wilderness and are humorously connected to the national identity.

T-80BVM (БВМ)

The T-80BVM (БВМ) or (Объект/ Object 219RV-M), is a Russian MBT (Main Battle Tank) manufactured by LKP (Leningrad Kirov Plant), the T-80BVM is a late 2010 modified T-80BV which was upgraded by Omsktransmash. The BVM upgrade idea came after launching the new T-90A variant, the T-90M. The T-80BVM upgrades included a replacement of the K-V ERA (Kontakt-5 Explosive Reactive Armor) (K-V ERA featured like with the T-72B3) with the new R-ERA (Relikt), a modified gun to carry newer armaments, new full-electric gun laying motors, new French-based/domestic TVD gun sights, new engine a GTD-1250 from the T-80U as a replacement to older gas turbine engine, 4S24 ERA packages on the sides, etc. The BVM has become a replacement to the T-80BV in Russian army's arsenal and one of the icons of Russian Army in the 2020s.

T-80BVM (БВМ) stats:

Composite armor layers on the turret and hull
Basic hull armor of 105/ 80/ 50 mm (Front, Side, Back), basic turret armor of 180/ 160/ 65 mm (Front, Side, Back)
Self-entrenching equipment
T-ESS (Thermal Engine Smoke-generating System)
Dual control for the commander
PTWR (Power-to-weight ratio) 26.6 hp/t, 1,250 hp (Horse Power), max speed of 70 km/h forwards and 11 km/h reverse
Weights 47t
LRF (Laser Range Finder)
Gen 3 thermals optics, and NV (Night Vision)
12x zoom for the gunner optics, 5x zoom for the commander optics
Main gun is a 2PS (Two-Plane Stabilized) 125 mm 2A46M-1 cannon, which has the ability of carrying 9M119M1 T-ATGMs (Tandem-charged Anti-Tank Guided Missile) with over 845 mm of armor penetration regardless of distance
Ability of penetrating over 530 mm of armor on a 2km range using the 3BM60 APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot)
Ability to fire artillery 3OF26 HE-F shells (High-Explosive Fragmentation)
Features an auto-loader with a stable 6.5 seconds reload/round
Turret rotation depends on the crew; however, the base is 28-40 degrees/s both vertically and horizontally
Features a top mounted 12.7 mm NSTV machine gun, with a fire rate of 700 shots/min
Vertical Guidance of -5/15 degrees

The joke

Feeling depressed? Drink a liter of potatoes, wear your three-striped flag, and go pet a Bruin.

Oh, You will be surprised, your depression will be vertically depressed -5% at least.